My boyfriend just got home from work and saw that we don’t have milk so he went to the grocery store by himself AAAND he plans on washing dishes tomorrow… who is this man in my house!?
(A vision of) a rapidly transforming collection or series of imaginary (and usually fantastic) forms, such as may be experienced in a dream or fevered state, or evoked by literary description.
The loneliest moment in someone’s life is when they are watching their whole...– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via theironicgnome)
momentsinthewoods: sylvanburningcenter: no people let’s be smart and bring it off Oh, so now the talking cheese is gonna preach to us?!
Anonymous asked: where do you live
My dude straight loving him some nsync
askboxmemes: TELL ME AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT YOURSELF AND I WILL REPLY WITH AN INTERESTING FACT ABOUT MYSELF THAT I THINK OF WHEN I READ YOURS. IT MAY BE ENTIRELY RELATED, OR ONLY RELATED IN THE WEIRDEST, BROADEST DEFINITIONS.
damngruchy: hailthelordylordypicca: i wish someone loved me the way Jay Gatsby loves Daisy NO YOU DON’T
Any Fellow UCLA Bruins looking to Sublease for the...
I got a really cute studio on Veteran that I need to sublease because I’m done in June! I can give you all the specifics.
Unf. Henry Cavill A+ 10/10.
I think I’m going to have another break down.
There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate...– William Upski Wimsatt (via seattledarling)
one of my favorite Gary Allan songs
dulect: when people say years young instead of years old
REBLOG IF YOU'RE FROM AMERICA!!
the-voodoo-blue-fj-that-cruises: mythoughtsareveryrandom: I just saw a post that said reblog if you’re not from America. So lets show them how many of us there are!!!
Someone finally answered my life-long question!!
“In the “Ernest Scared Stupid” Opening Credits, there is a clip where the man is hacking at a giant brain with an ax. What movie is that from? “ http://the-man-called-geek.tumblr.com said:The Brain from Planet Arous
xhromosomes: rabioheab: it’s time for leo dicaprio to give up on his acting career and open a coffee shop called Leonardo DiCappuccino haven’t you heard
g2gfast: today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd
The same guy who dislikes everything is the same guy.– my boyfriend, Mitch
3ridan: rewolf: 3ridan: stay out of my lana del way what the fuck did u just lana del say get off my lana del fucking post
Anonymous asked: Hey sweetie, I saw that pic of Tom you posted that your friend took for you and man, I had no idea people would give you such a hard time for it. It's just a picture of him in a cafe. Celebrities are aware of how their life will be in public. Your friend nor you did anything wrong. Some Hiddleston fans get off on being righteous little shits 'cause they think it's going to land them...